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Romantic Rejection Form Letter

Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that your application for dating partner/summer fling/ friends with benefits has been rejected. Consequently, the services that you have presently been providing, be they free dinners, movies, or half-hour makeout sessions in your vehicle, are no longer required. Our board carefully considers each and every applicant. [...]

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